It's coming...What is this Zooloo?

It's coming...I have no idea what it is, but it's coming...It's something called Zooloo. As for exactly what it is or what it does, I haven't the slightest idea. But, it's coming.

So you're an ad man (or your not), and it's important to stay up on new digital offerings. Is this a new social network like Facebook, or is it a blog? (There is a blog section). Maybe it's the next Twitter, or something completely unrelated. Regardless, I know you. You want to be on the cutting edge of the digital landscape, walking into work and touting off your new find. You're so hip and trendy.

So here's what you do, you go online to Zooloo.com, and put in your email address. When more information arrives, you'll be the very first to know. Apparently there's even a facebook group you can join, to give you hints on the big secret. So that's it, you are then the first to tell all your buddies at work about how you were the first to hear about Zooloo. Congrats you cool cool person you.